Do You Tom Majors

     Tom's POV
     My mom had straightened out my white tux lined in light blue silk for the hundreth that minute.  Anna and Intress were talking over Kaz's design, as mom wanted to ensure 'her baby was perfect for his big day'. She then attacked my hair with a comb and some hair gel. "Oh you're going to be so handsome!" I heard Intress snicker. "My baby boy is growing up! Oh I remember when you were just a toddler. Always clutching Kaz like you were his guardian! And when you met Anna . . ."
     "Mom . . ." i begged. "Please not today."
     "My baby's last day as a free man . . ."
     "You make it sound like I'm going to prison." I noted.
     "I meant as a bachelor." she insisted. Sure.
     "So is Maxxor still wearing that dress?" Anna smirked.
     "It's a tunic, Anna!" I reminded her. "And no, we have matching suits. As in tuxes. As in Maxxor is actually wearing a tux." Though I wouldn't mind a bit less than that. His birthday suit complimented bedsheets very nicely. But is went better with my own birthday suit. Oh yeah . . .
     "Tom!" mom snapped me back. "You were doing it again. Tux fetish?"
     "MOM!" i yelled horrified.
     "I have every right to embaress you on your wedding day Tommy Bear." Intress and Anna were on the ground laughing. "Isn't that what Kaz called you? Remember when you two cuddled together and you let him use you as a teddy bear?" laughter could be heard, with thumping noises, around the door outside. Along with failing attempts to breathe.
     "I'm in hell . . ." i whimpered in a choked whisper.
     "Trust me, you haven't seen hell till the photo album." I shrieked at that. "But that will wait till later. When you least expect it."
     "Mom . . . you wouldn't . . . " Anna started laughing at my horror.
     "You'll go through the same thing, Rageddy-Anne." mom sadistically cooed.
     "Chaor really should take tips from you, Mrs. Majors." Intress laughed.

Maxxor's POV
     "How can I be sure this is on right?" I was terrified. "What if I make a fool out of one of the few earth traditions we set in!"
     "Maxxor, calm down!" Kaz ushered. "You could be wearing a suit of hamburger and Tom would think you did it perfectly." hamburger is one of those human foods.  "Actually he would call you his 'Green Gaga' and sing 'Bad Romance' and the rest at the afterparty."
     "But will he like this 'tux'?"
     "Yes, Maxxor." he had been left alone to deal with me and my worries as Tangath had been told to check on my Tom. "He's going to be wearing a matching one. And you'll live happily ever after."
     "Happily ever after?"
     "It means you live in perfect happiness. They use them at the end of childrens stories." Kaz explained as he helped button the top layer. "Now youre done." I looked into the mirror and witnessed my reflection. A white suit with light blue lining, white shoes with points, white pants, and my hair! It had been straightened town!
     "Happily ever after, huh?"
     "Well, yeah. If Cinderella got her dream wedding and lived happily ever after you and Tom deserve to." Kaz really was perfect for a mother. "But trying to make it a fairy tale wedding only leads to disappointment. Just be the best you can be. To Tom the entire wedding would be perfect as long as it had you, him, all of our closest friends and family members, and the sanctioner in a cheap motel in Vegas."
     "A what in where?"

Tom's POV
     I looked over to my friends, Maxxor was waiting at the altar for me to arrive. Kaz had a navy blue tux, Sarah a pearly white dress(a miracle!), and Payton a white tux with blue handwriting all over it and sunglasses. My dad had me in linked arms as we prepared to walk down the aisle. the seats were wood in a white color, blue petals all around. And everyone wore either blue, white, or in two cases green suits.
     Tamara, with Intress' help, was holding a small pillow with the ring on it. Anna was throwing flower petals, particularly at this one guy in the third row.  There were some players who had shown up for reasons varying. Because they realized their follies, wanted to see the wedding go up in flames, were talked into coming here, or did it for the hell of it. I'm sure there were many more reasons but those were the most common I suppose.
     "We  are now gathered here today to sanction the union between Maxxor, Leader of the Overworld, and Thomas Majors, human ally to the Overworld. If any of bloodline or advisory hols against this marriage speak." Najarin looked around. Nobody would dare. "Then I ask you Maxxor. Do you pledge your body, mind, and soul to the protection and care of your love and cherish him in health or sickness, in war and peace, in life and in death?"
     "I do." Maxxor nodded.
     "And do you Thomas Majors hereby swear yourself binded body, mind, and soul to Maxxor to forever love? In health or sickness, war or peace, in life and in death?"
     "I do." the words rolled sweetly off my tongue.
     "And do you have the rings?" we each took one of the rings on the pillow and I slid the one on my hand onto his. It glimmered in shining metal with an Overworld jewel at center identical to the other down to the inscriptions. He slid the remaining ring gently on to my fourth finger. "Then, under the power I bestow to this you are bound together. You may now kiss the bride." Anna giggled at that and I'm sure my mom, and quite a few others, were crying like mad. But I blocked it all out as I locked my lips onto Maxxor's, our tongues wrapping in an exotic dance around each other.
     The moment the kiss ended I wanted another one, but my mother tackled into me. "Oh Tom!"
     "Mom . . ." I groaned.
     "What? Can't I hug my baby boy?"
     "I'm a teenager!" I whined.
     "Okay, before we humiliate Tom-Tom let's actually continue." Anna pleaded.
     "I second the motion."

Kaz's POV
     The wedding was beautiful. I felt like crying. And I could tell through the whole afterparty all Maxxor and Tom wanted was to kiss eachother senseless. "Kazzy."
     "Yeah Chaor?" I replied.
     "Maybe you want to talk to Tom tonight, as his and your last night being free." aww! that was so- "I think you might want to cuddle your Tommy Bear one last time."
     The surrounding creatures and humans burst into laughter. I felt my skin flush like a  liquid brick. "Chaor! We were little!"
     "You know, you look beautiful when you redden." Chaor purred leaning in. "I'd like to see it happen more often."
     "Hey, attempt to shag him at your own after-wedding." Tom grumbled. "If I don't get to at least kiss Maxxor without someone stepping in to talk you don't either."
     "If it bothers you that much . . ." Maxxor leaned in to kiss Tom again. Anna made a choking sound while making the throw-up movement.
     It wasn't long after that another human tradition came in. The dance. Tom and Maxxor preformed a slow and eleagant dance with soft rythmic music. It was in similar notes to mugic songs. A lot of varied songs played.
     "Chaor?" I got his attention.
     "What Kazzy?" he purred.
     "You do realize after this we can't see eachother until the wedding for good luck, right Chaor?" Chaor's face dropped.
     "What?!"